Here it is Friday morning and I still have a little bit of packing to do. Nothing major just a few items of clothing which are currently in the dryer. After that, it will be time to eat breakfast, and fix a bottle of water so I may start the process of making sure I am fully hydrated. One would accomplish this by drinking like a fish and then bugging Dad to stop the vehicle every hour or so because I have to pee until we arrive in Springfield, Oh.
Earlier this week, I posed the question of whether or not I would be washing away funk or mojo if I washed my Oakleys. I wasn't able to come to a clear cut decision based on the responses but here are a few of them
-Becky "Wash your funky sunglasses. Your mojo is in your blood; no worries about washing that away. So, grab some soap and get to cleaning. Thank god they haven't invented scratch-n-sniff websites."
-The Beautician "You will definitely be washing away mojo. Do not wash them! I once wore the same pair of underwear for an entire undefeated season while I was playing travel elite soccer. We continued to win because I didn't wash away the mojo in my pants."
-Metro "Feel free to wash them as it is not mojo, just funk. Just like hoes in different zip-codes don't count, mojo cannot cross county lines. You have to make it fresh wherever you go."
-Jenn "They just look nasty. You should really clean them."
Some very valid points were made from talking to people about this subject but the only one that truly makes a whole lot of sense was Jenn's. I am not very superstitious but I am to a small degree and because of that, I have decided to not wash the glasses until after I return from Calvin's. With or without my mojo I will be traveling sure of exactly one thing... my glasses still stink.